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That is the face eating leopard after eating such a rich diet of fat disgusting overweight people that aren't hard to catch. Poor guy needs insulin shots now too.
should worry about picking up all kinds of diseases eating that filth raw.
and talk about macroplastics
Oh god I need bleach for my eyes
yeah it's bad now.
think about when she's older. plastic doesn't age well.
it's weird how so many conservative women end up looking like bad drag queens, some other examples include loomer, guilfoyle and bezo's wife..... it's like they turn themselves into a hyper-caricature of femininity, with bad filler and too much pancake make-up slathered across their faces.
i guess the performative femininity plays well with it's performative masculinity/rural cosplay counterparts.
It has to do with money. It doesn't matter that it's good. It matters that it's expensive. Kinda like an ugly gold chain.
The average person pays like $90k for Mar-a-lago face now, it's definitely the new conspicuous consumerism. But with old fashion trends, you didn't permanently make yourself look like you needed an epi-pen
Definitely want to get him tested for textoplasmosis now. The parasite may aid in its life cycle though because it makes the prey not afraid of cats that eat them.
Makes rats not afraid of the smell of cats that is but all mammals can get it not just rats and cats.
There could be rampant human infections of this that could be affecting the fear centers of our brains, long held theory of many of ours. I think the new South Park episode actually referenced it. The FCC douchebag got textoplasmosis after falling into a mountain of cat shit when he fell for the tricks the president was using to trick Satan into having an abortion of their demon hellspawn.
Leozempic for big cats.