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[–] TriplePlaid@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 day ago

Is this the video Trump saw that convinced him to send troops to Portland?!?

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 20 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Ladder man will die an early but awesome death

[–] ATS1312@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 9 hours ago

I love an unusual bicycle. Not sure if I'd trust that one though

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 days ago

Stairway to heaven.

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 62 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Landless2029@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

More like wacky races

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago

Helmets, people, helmets!

Break the law safely!

[–] TomMasz@lemmy.world 24 points 2 days ago

The folding ladder one was certainly unusual.

[–] thenextguy@lemmy.world 21 points 2 days ago

Did the stop sign enjoy it?

[–] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Commenting to remind myself to cross post this to !micromobility@lemmy.world

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 days ago

Upvoting bc you commented.
All engagement matters.

[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 12 points 2 days ago

They're flying pirate flags, I don't think they care about road safety laws.

[–] CrazM13@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

This is the same vibe as the Jimmy Nuetron movie/special/whatever where they turn random carnival items into spaceships.

[–] RedRibbonArmy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago

Shit sounds like it's gonna break

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 days ago

When they wake up from the coma with a fully-developed pre-frontal, they're gonna have a lot of regrets and understanding to go with the life-altering injury.