Having a million dollars isn't even a particularly high bar nowadays ... like, you can come from nothing and still have a pretty decent chance (could be better, but y'know) at getting there with normal work.
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I don't live in the US, our brutto wages are maybe half of what you'd get there.
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I wrote "pretty decent chance", not "it's so easy literally anyone will be able to do it with a little effort". e.g. you need to not be disabled in a big way. It's a "pretty decent chance" compared to how "millionaire" used to mean something along the lines of "filthy rich, you can only get there through hereditary wealth, winning the lottery or crime".
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I'm not a scammer, I don't have anything to prove.