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My college had a female ginkgo tree on campus. Everyone called it the poo tree.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 112 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Isn't the issue with Gingko that its seed dispenser went extinct?

[edit, fuck it, I'm pulling out my paleobotany text book for the second time today. fu science memes.]

[–] Mad_Punda@feddit.org 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Well? Don’t leave us hanging!

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

out of sheer curiosity, what is this 3d printed thing?

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 day ago
[–] crumbguzzler5000@feddit.org 49 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Are we absolutely certain it didnt evolve so that humans have to keep it going? Maybe that was it's plan all along?

[–] CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.org 22 points 1 day ago (2 children)

damn, i had so much arguments with creationists around myself recently, that just the words "plan" and "evolution" put together make me unhappy

[–] Cethin@lemmy.zip 3 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

That weird, because all of our farmed crops and animals are selectively breed, which means planned evolution (usually, but I guess some ancient examples were purely accidental). Evolution is just the process of selection to perpetuate offspring. It being planned or unplanned doesn't matter. Creationism is just not talking about evolution at all usually.

[–] CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 16 hours ago

yeah, you're right, but, i guess i've chosen my words poorly, as you're arguing not about what i had in mind.

OP asked about the end purpose of ihe reproductive mecanism of said tree going so complex, it can no longer reproduce, wether it did that, so we would reproduce the the tree ourselves instead. They obviously said that half jokingly, but i still was trigerred.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

plan and evolution together feels eugenics-y, yeah that makes me unhappy too

[–] CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 15 hours ago

tbf, if we extrapolate ad absurdum, not reproducing with the first mature enough person we meet, and rather chosing partner based of arbitrary traits we wanna see in our kids already sounds eugenic-y

i was talking more so about a hlant doing adaptaition "with purpose in mind"

[–] workerONE@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Maize can't grow naturally because of the husks, it needs humans

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Maize didn't evolve naturally, we created it. Teosinte on the other hand is generally eaten and shat back out before germinating

[–] workerONE@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

I watched this video a few weeks ago. It's fantastic https://youtu.be/dYHEwTQHt24

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

wait, you can't just bury an old ear of corn, you gotta take the husk off? TIL

[–] Cethin@lemmy.zip 2 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I have no idea, but I would imagine if you bury if it could maybe still work. Not on its own though. The ear isn't a seed though. It's a large cluster of seeds. The natural ancestor corn evolved from looks more like wheet, but obviously still not like the wheet we know.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago

i was thinking more "you're burying the entire fruit" than "you're burying a single seed" but i didn't make my assumptions clear.

[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

I have a new topic to watch a YouTube video about at 3 am

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 43 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Well, there's what are probably wild populations in mountainous areas so I think that proves rather handily that the problem is, as always, humans

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 28 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Sometimes beetles are the problem.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 28 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Invasive beetles introduced by...

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Or normal beetles that don't die in winter because it doesn't get cold enough due to global warming created by...

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Why don't you two finish your sentences? Don't leave us hanging. It's aliens, isn't it?

It must be, no sentient species would be that stupid.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 12 points 1 day ago

Want some fuq?

No thanks!🤗