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[–] SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

this is my head cannon now, this is OC with OP as subject.

stamets you glorious bastard i love you

[–] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 day ago

But do you love my glorious ass

[–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

His he warning that he gonna get a pounding or give a pounding.....

It’s even better that it was read at 9:10am.

[–] LuxSpark@lemmy.cafe 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Spoeder-man