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With somebody holding on to you by your asshole?
How else are they going to keep all the shit in?
I see you know your judo well.
I see that you’ve never been to a hibachi grill… Having someone drag you out while also plugging up your butt is a great honor
I always go pre-plugged.
And here I thought those were "15 pieces of flair" all along, but it's "flared" for safety. 🤓
I was going to say anyone might have that look on their face with someone treating their butthole like a bowling ball.
Just the way God intented
With a handful/two handsful of pussy.
Oh lawd he coming. Chonky.
I miss buffets. Im in Canada and I used to go with my wife and it was like $25 each. Now it’s about $60 then you have tax and tip on top of that. For two people it’s easily over $150
If you’d like you can lay out several random meals at home and I’ll come sneeze on them so you can feel nostalgic
Tip....at a buffet? What the hell are you tipping for?
Even in America that is pretty wtf.
Because my water doesn't refill itself, and the plates don't walk themselves off the table. I'm not tipping as much, but it's still a tip.
I remember when I was a kid, there was a buffet place that was $6 / person.
Nuts out for harambee!