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[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

..... you dont follow Italian sports do you?? Gangs literally threaten owners and players and they are scared for their lives.

A footballer died from a flare thrown at him by a fan.

Ofc theres also all the ultras that are mad. Often Nazis even. For example Lazios ultras.

They literally arrange fights outside stadiums as well.

Some ultras songs, “We start on Monday with LSD / We do amphetamines until Wednesday / We cause trouble and get high as we please / But what’s really messed up is Lazio in Serie B.” And to the tune of The Beatles’ “Yellow Submarine”, Roma fans sung: “Even your dad will smoke / If he meets us he will get high / Doing heroin with the ultras.”

[–] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

… you dont follow Italian sports do you??

As a gay canadian, this would be an accurate assessment

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Well a couple of Canadian footballers do play in Italy!

Like Jonathan David, the second best Canadian footballer. One of their best ever. Similarly Tajon Buchanon just recently left.

But I'm guessing you neither know nor care about any of that either 😭

[–] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 13 hours ago

Not all gays subscribe to the stereotype of "How did that baseketnet game go?" I am definitely one of them. That with a dash of autism? I get playing sports but I don't get watching them and cheering for one team more than the other or anything. One of the many things that I just don't understand so I shrug and move on. I've had a few friends try to explain it but it never really clicks. Then again it's often the same in reverse with me trying to explain Trek to people so it be how it be

[–] stretch2m@infosec.pub 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Pineapple on pizza is awesome.

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 day ago

There are dozens of us, dozens!

[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I wonder what they think of pepperoni on pizza? Has an official statement been made?

[–] OhShitSon@lemmy.zip 2 points 15 hours ago

Yeah, honestly pepperoni is an easy D tier pizza topping. It's way too salty, way too oily, and slices are often too big to eat in one bite, but too tough to easily bite through. So you end up with either too much pepperoni in a bite, or you drop some cheese and sauce in the process of biting it into a manageable piece.

Pineapple on the other hand, is sweet, which balances the saltiness of other toppings, while either being small enough to eat in a bite, if not it's easily bitten in two.

Easy S tier topping.

[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

How do they feel about ranch dressing though? ;)

[–] Ibuthyr@feddit.org 3 points 13 hours ago

And what about broccoli, minced meat and sauce-hollandaise?

[–] BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Someone taught my children this and now they all do it. Monsters!

Pineapple is just good taste though.

[–] Jarix@lemmy.world 3 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

My favourite thing about pineapple is that pineapple tries to eat you when you eat it.

And it's delicious on pizza unless it's too dry.

For best results, should go under the cheese to keep the juices in and the cheese stretchy. Also tomatoes should go under the cheese for the same reason

[–] BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Never had it under the cheese, I'm missing out!

[–] Jarix@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I find it easiest to just ask for cheese on top when ordering

[–] BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

I was wondering how the hell I was going to ask for this. You are the hero I need!