this post was submitted on 03 Oct 2025
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Shitty Ask Lemmy

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[–] ericheese@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 days ago

Get a pilot licence and fly a plane into your nearest tall office building

[–] tlmcleod@lemmy.ml 4 points 5 days ago

You could probably buy an ad in a local paper for pretty cheap

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

From that one guy muttering to himself outside the shop.

[–] n3m37h@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 days ago

Murder a political figurehead or CEO

[–] j4k3@piefed.world 2 points 5 days ago

Very recent, conclusive evidence shows anomalous temporal discrepancies in the timeline of recorded events. Evidence points to an alternate dystopian universe of digital slaves in surveillance capitalism after a slow coup stole the right of ownership and autonomy required for citizens in a democracy. Further, this traitorous faction spuriously created a propaganda of outsourcing they sold as a service economy where all production was offshored to regions that enabled decoupling of banking from the working class, cashing in the competitiveness of the working class for oligarchic inheritance cronyism.

In further news. An increase in universal basic income has been scheduled after a new automation system has proven successful...