this post was submitted on 03 Oct 2025
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[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 1 points 53 minutes ago

Just because you’re paranoid don’t mean they’re not after you.

[–] Townlately@feddit.nl 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

This is mean, no one is in your house you guys! I know because I'm always watching.

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

It's true, he's always at your house. It's weird.

[–] Townlately@feddit.nl 1 points 59 minutes ago

Only because of the directive.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

That's what I was afraid of! 😱

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 1 points 1 hour ago

We know. We know.

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 4 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Just because they're after you doesn't mean you're not paranoid.

[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

me reading this on the shitter: 😳

[–] FlihpFlorp@piefed.zip 1 points 31 minutes ago* (last edited 31 minutes ago)

A pooping partner yay

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 4 hours ago
[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 hours ago

You are your own entourage