I've got my Jimmy set to "Neutron"
Blastin holes through the futon
this post was submitted on 04 Oct 2025
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Hillybilly eulogies for single moms
Who live and die by the way of the dong
I am a neutrino male. I penetrate deep inside but they don't notice or feel it :(
Just admit you don't interact at all
Got damn! 15-yard penalty, unnecessary roughness, RickyRigatoni has possession.
But wheres the sigma radiation?
They don't even try to penetrate 😔
Sigma balls
A beta particles hitting metal can produce X-rays however.