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[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 hour ago

And knowing your job can be done 100% remote but the wankers up too dictate we need to return to the office.

Really wish we had strong unions. This shit is worth fighting for but I feel like I am alone in refusing it.

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 36 points 13 hours ago

For what it's worth, selling pictures of your butthole online is like 5% taking pictures of your butthole and 95% marketing, customer engagement, and differentiating your butthole pics from the millions of free butthole pics available online.

[–] Okokimup@lemmy.world 17 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Be the butthole you want to see in the world.

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago

Don't be a butthole, got it

[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 12 points 13 hours ago

I once joked to my female friend that she would make more money than her minimum wage job by selling her used panties to Asian dudes online. She laughed and went “wait guys do that??” I noticed she had more spending money after that point, I envy that ability to make easy money

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 10 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

The truly heartbreaking thing isn't that nobody would pay to see pics of my butthole. Statistically there's enough people out there that if half of them bought a few pics I'd be a millionaire. Its that my butthole is in such a niche market that finding those customers would be an even bigger job than the one I have now.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I don't think anyone is going to pay to see my butthole.

[–] dontsayaword@piefed.social 8 points 11 hours ago

Not with that attitude