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crises into opportunities (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 week ago by Object@sh.itjust.works to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 62 points 1 week ago (1 children)

OP has management material written all over him.

[–] Object@sh.itjust.works 44 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

we are devoted to our goals btw

[–] Neondragon25@piefed.social 14 points 1 week ago

We hear you, and are listening. Thank you for your contribution.

[–] Chakravanti@monero.town 3 points 1 week ago

OK, Cylon.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 51 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Imagine the red side in the context of an expensive restaurant.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Jerry was so drunk he pissed in the lettuce chiller

try our grilled Romain lettuce with Tuscan brine

[–] elvith@feddit.org 36 points 1 week ago (2 children)

"we got a ransomware infection" vs. "Our data encryption got an upgrade"

[–] Object@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Zero knowledge encryption

[–] SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 week ago

Time capsule for future society that can crack our encryption

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 18 points 1 week ago

"our homemade encryption got backdoored by some kid in Wisconsin"
vs
"we provide opportunities and support local labor initiatives"

[–] pedz@lemmy.ca 23 points 1 week ago

Have you worked as a Customer Advocate for a hosting company at some point? Because that looks like the training material they showed me when I did this job.