My players are always quick to point out that Geneva doesn't exist in our fictional world
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It’s not a war crime if no one has passed a law against it…
Also, if you make it to level 20, who exactly is going to hold you accountable anyway?
Elminster?
They drew a red cross on something?
Cloudkill?
Had to reopen this post to comment on your comment. Delayed fuse on that one
Its Geneva checklist!
Found the Canadian.
I have to find some way to do this in my current campaign. I'm a barbarian though so as a bonus action might be a stretch
Path of the Berserker can use their bonus action to attack as early as level 3.
I'm a totem loser so I will have to think of some way to do it with my dash, haha
If you're a Minotaur, there would be a way.
You could also take the Martial Adept feat and gain additional bonus actions.
Pungee pits with chemical-releasing anti-personnel mines attached to the ends of the spikes, in front of a fake medical aid station manned by soldiers in scrubs.
Our party is named The Geneva Convention. Checkmate, lawyers! The only thing the Geneva Convention has rules against is violating the Geneva Convention.
Robert Anton Wilson?
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