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I can't believe I'm saying this, but...Engage (pixelfed.social)
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[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 39 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Captain Squidward: Are you ready, kids? [warp drive sounds can be heard in the background]

Crew Members: Aye-aye, Captain.

Captain Squidward: I can't hear you!

Crew Members: [louder] Aye-aye, Captain!

Captain Squidward: Oh...! Who lives in a saucer in the deep galaxy?

Crew Members: NumberOne SquarePants!

Captain Squidward: Bearded and yellow and porous is he!

Crew Members: NumberOne SquarePants!

Captain Squidward: If you want to be a new ensign with a shiny red blazer

Crew Members: NumberOne SquarePants!

Captain Squidward: [doing the voice of Johnny] Then drop on the deck like you've been hit by a phaser!

Crew Members: NumberOne SquarePants!

Captain Squidward: Ready?

Captain Squidward and Crew Members: NumberOne SquarePants! NumberOne SquarePants! NumberOne SquarePants!

Captain Squidward: NumberOne... SquarePants! A-ha-ha-ha-ha!

[Captain Jean Luc Picard plays his flute. The warp drives are heard again as the song ends]

[-] Eylrid@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago

slow clap

That was a masterpiece

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 21 points 11 months ago

Patrick would also make a good Riker

[-] Eylrid@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

Still can't hit that one high note

[-] teft@startrek.website 10 points 11 months ago

[-] gibmiser@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

Crabs is too animated to be Data.

Patrick = Riker Spongebob = Picard Squidward = Data

[-] metaphortune@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago

It is Robot Krabs controlled by Plankton, if that helps at all!

[-] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 9 points 11 months ago

Sandy is Worf, and outsider with strength and honor.

[-] FunkyMonk@kbin.social 5 points 11 months ago

Real Crabs is Grand Negus.

[-] TheGrandNagus@lemmy.world 0 points 11 months ago

Mr Krabs certainly has the lobes for business

[-] theforkofdamocles@beehaw.org 2 points 11 months ago

I can picture Plankton there as Wesley, O’Brien, or even Barclay!

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