I'm in war with night me, who's kind of the Loki of my situation and also a bit of an asshole, as he never sleeps when he should, messes with my diet, etc..

So as retribution I'll leave everything for the last minute, so he has to burn the candle at both ends.

Ha hah, who's the master of mischief now?

[–] dellhiver@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

In case a few haven't seen it, the link to the great video -

"I'm scared of rollercoasters. Can I get over my fear?" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BdZPFzH2JY

[–] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

I love that the future of this meme will be about doing the thing and enjoying it.

[–] nilaus@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Awesome video!

[–] GlitchyDigiBun@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

Fuck future me, what good has that guy ever done me? What do you mean "consult my history of past failures?" Why would I ask past me for advice? That guy caused all my problems!

[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 2 points 20 hours ago

Well… with that hoodie, it looks like Poor Tom’s a-cold

[–] z3rOR0ne@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 day ago

Why should I help out future me? That guy hates me for reasons I can't fathom. And fuck past me too! That guy has fucked me over more times than I can count.

[–] Lyra_Lycan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

A good version of this 2meirl joke was in MLP when Spike ate a ton of ice cream and was like, "That's future me's problem."

The mistake --> Conclusion