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[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 4 points 13 hours ago

If you love something, let it go.

[–] rudyharrelson@lemmy.radio 41 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

That's what the umbilical cord is for. It's nature's leash!

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 10 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

If you don’t do a sick yo-yo trick with your newborn when it’s born it’s considered a bad omen

[–] Madzielle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 14 hours ago

When my son was a newborn I had a neighbor who would always try and touch him, her hands always looked dirty.

Used to get an intrusive thought, more than a few times, she was gonna steal my baby and punt him across the parking lot like a football.

Hormones are wild

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 31 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

I used to sneak out of my mothers belly at night when she was pregnant, I thought, hey, best start comitting crimes I still have no fingerprints.

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 7 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I think fingerprints form at the same time as fingers, but I could be wrong. What matters is you never got caught

Unborn babies aren't known for their knowledge of fingerprints and forensic techniques.

[–] venusaur@lemmy.world 24 points 22 hours ago

This is exactly what’s going to happen, but over the span of a year or two.