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[–] PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca 15 points 6 days ago (5 children)

Nair bikini on ur butthole. It will change ur life.

Yall ever fucked with an aerodynamic anus before????

[–] dditty@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 5 days ago

I've been doing this with "Veet gel cream hair remover - sensitive hair removal cream" for the past 6 months and it really is a game changer. No burning (and I've left it on longer than 10 minutes), wiping is almost always a one-and-done, BO is gone, it's amazing, honestly.

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[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago (2 children)

The comedian Daniel Sloss does a bit on this.

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[–] Tattorack@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago (8 children)

A bottle of water. Wash yourself back there. Yes, like properly with your hand, like what you do in the shower. A lot more hygienic.

No, it's not "disgusting" doing that. You go back there with toilet paper anyway. You think shit moisture doesn't get on your hand when using toilet paper?

[–] LwL@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

I tend to just hop in the shower for a sec.

But all of that is only really an option at home, anywhere else it's eternal wiping.

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[–] Coopr8@kbin.earth 8 points 6 days ago (2 children)
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[–] CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I eat a lot of fibre; makes the cleaning part a lot easier.

But these hairs that we have a fetish for removing are functional for our health and comfort, to varying degrees.

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[–] chocrates@piefed.world 7 points 6 days ago

If you shave your ass you chafe like fucking crazy.

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