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Okay, here's what you do. Just keep a small container of skin cream with you. when you are done your bisuness, apply a small amount to the toilet paper, and wipe until clean. it helps remove and moisturize at the same time. you would never need to but those non flushable wipes again.
Most teachers are women that do not need to worry about wiping a hairy ass. If school was taunt by men or nurses that wipe adult asses it would get mentioned.
Probably
There should be life tutorial for autists, with Buller points and shit. It would be much easier that way.
Careful with the bidet conversation. I saw someone on plebbit explain how they don't have to wash their hands after they take a shit because they have a bidet that washes and dries their asshole.
I did this once
The feeling of sweaty aka slippery butt cheeks in summer while walking to class and worst of all climbing stairs was too much. And let's not forget that farts have a to physically separate your cheeks to escape. Too much weird feeling.
Never again
Now I let my butthole grow some hair but keep it trimmed low because I'm not a heathen
All fun and games until you try and let a sneaky one rip in public
Wait 2 days, till it starts growing back.
I tried shaving my asshole but he ran away and never came back.
fr tho, from personal experience shaving ur arsehole is a fucking blessing
I could not imagine the regrowth itch from that being part of the blessed experience?
There simply is none if you do it regularly, at least for me.
Shaving can be... bad: https://www.craigslist.org/about/best/lax/35274458.html