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[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Driverless metro is the best thing since sliced bread. And there are drivers in a control center at all times, they just control more than one train.

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 days ago

PS a slop anti-slop post is the perfect shitpost

[–] Honytawk@feddit.nl 3 points 5 days ago

Maybe get your human connection from somewhere where they aren't forced to interact with you?

Like, even for old people there are places to socially interact. Even if it is just a retirement home.

[–] capuccino@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

and why is sidney at the background?

[–] elevenbones@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

And where is the other half of the bridge?

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 1 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Wait, what other half? Is there a Mandela effect where it used to have two spans?

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[–] socsa@piefed.social 2 points 5 days ago

Ok see that's where I am going to have to disagree with you there, sport.

Hell is famously, other people.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

If all these things are replaced so people can spend more time with each other instead of working then I'll gladly take it, but if it's just for profit throw it out.

Though driverless trains I'll take on purely financial grounds, should save up money for trains to keep coming after last call so the drunks can ride home safe

[–] nanoswarm9k@lemmus.org 1 points 4 days ago

Home Farm Stands United has the only self checkout i'm ok with (jar under the table)

[–] CallMeAnAI@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

I do. I want all of that.

[–] Darnton@piefed.zip 2 points 5 days ago

ITT: Lots of people who doesn't know which community they are commenting in.

[–] DrDystopia@lemy.lol 2 points 5 days ago

One would think I'd love the idea, being Scandinavian and everything. Human interaction with people outside my absolute inner circle is a pain.

Turns out that interacting with AI is even worse so I've bought an eBike to avoid public transit, stopped eating at QR code places and such. I don't work for free, for the companies benefits, by doing selfscan shopping. Unless it's somewhat reasonable, every interaction with public services is a "go-slow" operation.

They told me I could become anything I wanted, so I became sand. Not very smart throwing me into the machine.

Become sand my friends and maybe one day we'll meet at the beach.

[–] oneser@lemmy.zip 2 points 5 days ago

Oh god, his hands!

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