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Don't be mean. I promise to do my best to judge that fairly.

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[–] Albbi@lemmy.ca 21 points 1 day ago

That was an intimidating amount of text for the title, but it was a good read!

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 19 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Cool. Why do we think professional fat guy only ate tomatoes?

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 32 points 1 day ago

OOP's brain had turned off by that point, fingers were in control and they got carried away with extrapolation

I for one don't, but it's an intriguing prospect nonetheless

[–] Rose_Thorne@lemmy.zip 25 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

This fucker gets visited by a muse over tomatoes, yet some of us keep beating on the keys with nary a glance.

I need to involve tomatoes in more of my work. Or listen to more Psychedelic Porn Crumpets while writing.

[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

The last time I decided to let my hands take the wheel (so to speak) they produced the sentence "and that's why I keep Bruce Lee's thumb sewn into the lining of my jacket".

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Pretty sure they had better sources of sugar and carbs 100 yrs ago. Sumo wrestlers aren't doing it with tomatoes.

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

You know that fleshy bit where the thumb meets the hand that kind of sticks out when you hold your thumb against your palm? I used to joke as a kid that the hand had its own brain in there, since sometimes it seems like hands have a mind of their own. Might've been more truth to that than I thought.