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[–] anonymouse 71 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That plumbing should not have passed inspection.

[–] sour@kbin.social 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] neidu@feddit.nl 36 points 2 years ago (1 children)

As made famous by that Windows screensaver

[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Just reading your sentence made the screensaver crawl it's way through my brain, in those beloved colors, fast mode.

[–] tacotroubles@lemmy.world 38 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Forever alone 😔 I have a septic tank.

[–] WaltJRimmer@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Would you be more comforted to know you weren't alone?

[–] tacotroubles@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Y'know, im not sure to be honest.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

If your tank became septic, take it to a mechanic, probably just needs an oil change. Then you can shit in it and fire said shit to whoever it concerns, sincerely, and with love.

[–] misophist@lemmy.world 28 points 2 years ago

Reminiscent of the old saying

when you sit down on a toilet, you're connecting your butthole up to a city-wide network of connected buttholes.

[–] DontTreadOnBigfoot@lemmy.world 28 points 2 years ago (1 children)

TFW your neighbor shits up your butt...

[–] AltheaHunter@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] themelm@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 years ago

Back and forth, forever.

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago

Thats a pretty shitty plumbing job.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 19 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Yes, this is how the internet works.

[–] meliaesc@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (2 children)

It always was a series of tubes...

[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 3 points 2 years ago

I mean it's not like it's a big truck.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

Before that (the sewer system) it was a series of pigeons.

[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Please do not shit on your laptop or mobile devices.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

You are not my shit admin!

I'll sudo shit my laptop, close it, and hope the package finds its recipient. (If its dropped, I'll try again, but with half less shit etc.)

[–] FleetingTit@feddit.de 10 points 2 years ago

Sewage pipes with right angles? I hope not!

[–] TWeaK@lemm.ee 10 points 2 years ago

Back and forth, forever.

[–] BulbasaurBabu 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Who is pooping with me right now?

[–] open_world@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

To be more precise, who is pooping into you right now?

[–] Tolstoshev@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] cdf12345@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Modern Plumbing.

[–] lowleveldata@programming.dev 7 points 2 years ago

I need to know what happens when one of them flush

[–] HubertManne@kbin.social 6 points 2 years ago

Scrolled to it while on the can. Looks like my timing will be perfect this weekend.

[–] Mojojojo1993@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Neither seem to be wearing any underwear

[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 31 points 2 years ago (1 children)

wearing underwear complicates defecation

[–] Damaskox@kbin.social 6 points 2 years ago

Okay well not the act itself, but...the consequences of doing it in pants should be inconvenient or uncomfortable to say the least.

[–] grabyourmotherskeys@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This is nearly as odd as the fact that they aren't playing Shattered Pixel Dungeon.

[–] Mojojojo1993@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

I call em how I sees em

[–] Crul@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago
[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

I remember this mission from High on Life!