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[-] anonymouse 71 points 1 year ago

That plumbing should not have passed inspection.

[-] sour@kbin.social 11 points 1 year ago
[-] neidu@feddit.nl 36 points 1 year ago

As made famous by that Windows screensaver

[-] kamenlady@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Just reading your sentence made the screensaver crawl it's way through my brain, in those beloved colors, fast mode.

[-] tacotroubles@lemmy.world 38 points 1 year ago

Forever alone 😔 I have a septic tank.

[-] WaltJRimmer@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Would you be more comforted to know you weren't alone?

[-] tacotroubles@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Y'know, im not sure to be honest.

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

If your tank became septic, take it to a mechanic, probably just needs an oil change. Then you can shit in it and fire said shit to whoever it concerns, sincerely, and with love.

[-] misophist@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago

Reminiscent of the old saying

when you sit down on a toilet, you're connecting your butthole up to a city-wide network of connected buttholes.

[-] DontTreadOnBigfoot@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago

TFW your neighbor shits up your butt...

[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago

Thats a pretty shitty plumbing job.

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 19 points 1 year ago

Yes, this is how the internet works.

[-] meliaesc@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

It always was a series of tubes...

[-] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 3 points 1 year ago

I mean it's not like it's a big truck.

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Before that (the sewer system) it was a series of pigeons.

[-] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Please do not shit on your laptop or mobile devices.

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

You are not my shit admin!

I'll sudo shit my laptop, close it, and hope the package finds its recipient. (If its dropped, I'll try again, but with half less shit etc.)

[-] FleetingTit@feddit.de 10 points 1 year ago

Sewage pipes with right angles? I hope not!

[-] TWeaK@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago

Back and forth, forever.

[-] BulbasaurBabu 9 points 1 year ago

Who is pooping with me right now?

[-] open_world@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

To be more precise, who is pooping into you right now?

[-] Tolstoshev@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago
[-] cdf12345@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Modern Plumbing.

[-] lowleveldata@programming.dev 7 points 1 year ago

I need to know what happens when one of them flush

[-] HubertManne@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago

Scrolled to it while on the can. Looks like my timing will be perfect this weekend.

[-] Mojojojo1993@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Neither seem to be wearing any underwear

[-] sbv@sh.itjust.works 31 points 1 year ago

wearing underwear complicates defecation

[-] Damaskox@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago

Okay well not the act itself, but...the consequences of doing it in pants should be inconvenient or uncomfortable to say the least.

[-] grabyourmotherskeys@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

This is nearly as odd as the fact that they aren't playing Shattered Pixel Dungeon.

[-] Mojojojo1993@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I call em how I sees em

[-] Crul@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago
[-] thefartographer@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

I remember this mission from High on Life!

this post was submitted on 08 Dec 2023
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