What kind of sauce should I put on my homemade chicken burger? Maybe a pepper mayo?

guac and burritos have been consumed. Next a yoghurt ice cream. 😛🍦

I have taken possession of a MacBook Pro for work purposes (I'm going to be overseeing the integration of MacOS into our corporate environment).

I have given Apple and their OSes so much shit over the years it's quite funny that this task has fallen on me. I might need to buy a bunch of leather & wooden bracelets and fashion my hair into a manbun. I'm surprised it let me login to it without a full sleeve tattoo.

You know it's loud when kitty goes to hide in the carrier

Little fan go soft brr, hot, keyboard iffy, case is cracking open, open up, slightly puffy battery, 'puter 5 years old. Time for new 'puter.

Good Bot.

I'm going through the new Union station, and it's funny how we've built a steel trough and now people are pissing in it. I wonder what we were expecting.

Monday we have the great grand and good whole house reverse cycle ducted install begging, multiple trades and three days work, 20kw heating, 17kw cooling, gimme gimme gimmeeeee

I need to organise a fruit platter for Saturday. What would you do? Based in the CBD.

Having an evap cooler when it's humid outside is like standing under the sun to stay cool. At moment my little pedestal fan is putting it to shame.

I've gotta buy jeans for the man today and his only stipulation is that they not be tight so they can accommodate his extra large shlong and crew. Jesus Christ. How do I convey that to the salesperson while keeping a straight face? "Scuse do they have ample roomage for the man junk cos i got measurements for everything else"?

W00t w00t https://www.lightningmaps.org/

I'm meant to be in the office today but I'm not sure if it's a good idea with 100% humidity and 32 degrees

sun!

I’ve never been to Melbourne. Yet here I am.