I think I was listening to this Obituary song earlier
Me: I don't think I can keep seeing you. You're kind of a downer and you know nothing about Metal!
My doctor is always very interested in my band shirts. "Idiot son of an asshole? Well they have a point."
"What does that say?"
"Cattle Decapitation."
"That... Sure is a name."
When someone asks me at work (with my headphones on) what I'm listening to, and it's Dying Fetus, I tell them "oh just some band you've never heard of". I don't want to get" the look".
"You've consumed too much heavy metal..."
"I know"
"I meant you need to replace your lead pipes..."
"But lead pipe isn't metal..."
I guess someone is going to be riding the highway to hell
Metal Memes
Memes. For metal music.
Don't be an ass and try to keep the gatekeeping and whatnot to a minimum. Memes from all sorts of metal genres and bands are welcome here.