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[-] Mango@lemmy.world 33 points 1 year ago

Yoooo, I manufacture these packages!

[-] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

Thank you for your service.

[-] Mango@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

That's what they pay me for!

For reals though, I actually rip these up because I'm QA.

[-] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Is there a trick to opening the entrees? Either I rip them hard in one smooth motion and fling it everywhere, or I do it carefully and get stuck halfway and it doesn't want to rip anymore and I gotta try the other side or get a knife out.

[-] Mango@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Knife. I use a razor.

[-] Patches@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago
[-] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Most guys don't carry scissors in the field. Just knives.

[-] thechadwick@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Hey, everybody!

THIS GUY DOESN'T CARRY TRAUMA SHEARS IN THE FIELD!

Get a load of this guy lol

[-] thechadwick@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Can you do me a quick favor?

I've never met anybody with this kind of access before, so could you punch the guy who decided to get rid of the little tabasco bottles in the face real hard?

Alternatively, (preferably both) if you run into the guy in the hallway carrying something hot, would you please trip him?

Thanks! -everyone in the army

[-] Mango@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

We don't have any of the food where I work. 🤣

[-] FartsWithAnAccent@kbin.social 32 points 1 year ago

You can put it on "bread"!

[-] bownage@beehaw.org 16 points 1 year ago

Let's get this onto a tray

[-] YerbaYerba@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago
[-] z500@startrek.website 6 points 1 year ago

Mkay so let's first start off with the jalapeno cheese pouch.

[-] Gork@lemm.ee 14 points 1 year ago
[-] _dev_null@lemmy.zxcvn.xyz 7 points 1 year ago

Meal Ready to Exit

[-] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Rock or something

[-] I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 8 points 1 year ago

After five pouches of cheese, I'm not sure it's coming out

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 13 points 1 year ago

That's what the jalapeno is for

[-] poplargrove@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

ifunny.c🙂

[-] Late2TheParty@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

OHMYGOSH! I freakin' love jalapeño cheese!

[-] momocchi@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Don’t forget to get it out on to a tray first!

[-] Toes@ani.social 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You'll be constipated for a lifetime 💩

[-] Slovene@feddit.nl 2 points 1 year ago

We need Ordinary Sausage to make a sausage out of this.

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