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[–] kewwwi@lemmy.world 60 points 2 years ago (3 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago

Stop doing that and get out of there! You're stretching my underwear!

[–] phuntis@sopuli.xyz 15 points 2 years ago

just scratch I do noone says anything I doubt they even notice but if they did they're human they understand itchiness

[–] OscarRobin@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Rip the people who suffer both, simultaneously.

[–] Nikki@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago
[–] miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml 53 points 2 years ago (1 children)

If you're too embarrassed to scratch them, I'll do it for you, not an issue.

If you're a consenting adult, of course.

[–] dreamer@lemm.ee 74 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Can you not be weird, please

[–] miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml 56 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I've done that the whole day, I have to let out all the bottled up weirdness at some point

So anyway, you come here often?

[–] BulbasaurBabu 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

hey its me the gurl in class with itchy boobs

[–] miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago

Hi, how you doin' ?

This is the internet, people are gonna be weird

[–] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 2 years ago

No, she can't not.

[–] irmoz@reddthat.com 10 points 2 years ago

I don't understand the request

slides closer

[–] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 43 points 2 years ago

You can just scratch right? Boob is not that bad

[–] TigrisMorte@kbin.social 16 points 2 years ago

Just give them a good fondling.

[–] phuntis@sopuli.xyz 14 points 2 years ago

just scratch then

So scratch them then.

[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 9 points 2 years ago

Not worst than sole.

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 2 years ago (3 children)

In Lawrence of Arabia when asked about the secret to snuffing out matches with his fingers without it hurting, Larry responds The trick, William Potter, is not minding that it hurts.

The trick (we all learn this in our middle adulthood) is not minding what others might think when we scratch our private itches. Everybody itches the way everybody poops. It's not about hygiene, I itch like fire coming out of the shower (my doc doesn't know why). If it bothers someone that you're a human ape thing like the rest of us, they are not worth your time.

[–] kilgore_trout@feddit.it 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You probably shower with too hot water

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

An interesting hypothesis. The alternative would be to shower in tepid water and come out feeling a bit chilled. At least now during the winter. Usually it's the summer when I itch coming out of the shower.

[–] kilgore_trout@feddit.it 2 points 2 years ago

Seneca was bathing in the river all year long.

[–] Pelicanen@sopuli.xyz 8 points 2 years ago

I itch like fire coming out of the shower

Do you shower hot? I know several people (including myself) who get itchy if they shower in too high temperatures.

[–] Remmock@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago

Do you make sure to slough off the dead skin? I often find that’s what’s really causing the itch.

[–] kokopelli@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Give em the ole pinch and roll

[–] Draegur@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

You do that hug-yourself-and-shiver (actually just shimmying) maneuver where you can force the fabric to rub (where it normally won't) so that scratches the itch