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submitted 2 years ago by SuperBobby@lemmy.world to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] Port8080@feddit.de 2 points 2 years ago

Core Dumped

[–] rattenjunge@feddit.de 1 points 2 years ago

I immediately recognized this image to be from End of Evangelion.

[–] Potato_in_my_anus@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

How to lose a girl in 3 seconds.

[–] SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Jokes on you, I would totally be on board with expanding my C knowledge.

[–] EROLoLICON@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago

And that's not the only thing we're going to expand. 😉

[–] GNUmer@sopuli.xyz 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

How about both?

[–] ThesePaycheckAvenging@kbin.social 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's really hard to code while fucking.

[–] Eavolution@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Have you tried? Personally doggy is ideal for me, get the laptop on her back.

[–] SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 years ago

And burn your partner's back with the laptop reaching 100°C trying to compile?