Tis the Season : memes

[-] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 39 points 11 months ago

The reason for the season is banging babay.

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2023/dec/20/risk-of-penile-fractures-rises-at-christmas-doctors-find

[-] AlfredEinstein@lemmy.world 23 points 11 months ago

Wow! That's a real article. And it mentions reverse cowgirl and broken penises resembling eggplants.

God bless us. Every one.

[-] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Twelve rimmers rimming

Eleven pipers piping

Ten pervs a-creeping

Nine ladies stripping

Eight tits a-milking

Seven edgers edging

Six freaks roleplaying

FIVE GOLD COCK RINGS

[-] Restaldt@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

4 strap ons

3 holes in everyone

2 vibrators

And a broken cock for Christmass

[-] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

You can break your penis???

[-] CalicoJack@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 11 months ago

You can, and it hurts about as much as you'd imagine it would.

[-] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Well now I'm scared

[-] vexikron@lemmy.zip 2 points 11 months ago

Bang, bang, bang on the door baby!

[-] Gabu@lemmy.ml 12 points 11 months ago

You make it sounds so sexy

[+] velox_vulnus@lemmy.ml 9 points 11 months ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

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[-] datavoid@lemmy.ml 1 points 11 months ago

What did Mr Deeds do to you?!

[-] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 11 months ago

I'll never be the same after being touched by Scuba Steve.

[-] pete_the_cat@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Big Daddy was on earlier

[-] voidMainVoid@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

What did Mr Deeds do to you?!

Whatever it was, it was dirt cheap.

[-] mriormro@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

Yo, Joji's gonna be in a Christmas Hallmark movie?

[-] Grayox@lemmy.ml 4 points 11 months ago

He's a He's a, He's a Pretty Boy living in the Country Side.

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

It’s axial tilt right?

[-] LoveSausage@lemmy.ml 3 points 10 months ago

Doc Hollywood to switch it up a bit.

[-] lemmy@linkopath.com 3 points 11 months ago

Just watched Tosh interview one of the actors from Hallmark movies, it was pretty good.

[-] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

It totally wouldn't be to line execs pockets with a few bullshit stories that people fall for like insects to a trap-

Hallmark

Oh, right, what was I thinking

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