I avoid snails because there is one that is chasing me and if we touch, we both get annihilated. As long as we don't come into contact, we're both immortal.

It's a shame they probably don't have the mental capacity to fully appreciate the complete mindfuck when they move at an order of magnitude faster than they have ever experienced in their life

But giants are supposed to be slow!

That’s just a decoy snail.

This meme is just this 5SF video in a low-effort form