I avoid snails because there is one that is chasing me and if we touch, we both get annihilated. As long as we don't come into contact, we're both immortal.
this post was submitted on 28 Dec 2023
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Watch out for th decoy snails. I'm rooting for you!
It's a shame they probably don't have the mental capacity to fully appreciate the complete mindfuck when they move at an order of magnitude faster than they have ever experienced in their life
That’s just a decoy snail.
But giants are supposed to be slow!