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Todd Howard can't write you a script for SSRIs, y'all. Go to the doctor. (i.imgflip.com)

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[-] jackoneill@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

I don’t get it

[+] ChillDude69@lemmynsfw.com -10 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

The highly hyped and long-awaited video game "Starfield" has been getting a lot of negative reviews, lately. I read some of them, and a very high percentage of them have CLEARLY been written by people with severe, crippling depression and anxiety issues.

Ya know, issues that a game can't fix, and which will make any game seem shitty, because their brains aren't capable of having fun, in their current configuration.

[-] jackoneill@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Ah ok, thanks

Been seeing a lot of negative press for the game but I’m enjoying it so I haven’t looked at those reviews very much. I came in expecting Skyrim in space and I got what I expected and am enjoying the crap out of it. Now, I’ve run into several game breaking bugs, but found mods to fix all of them

[-] VulKendov@reddthat.com 2 points 11 months ago

I'm glad to hear you're enjoying it. I only played it a bit when it first came out, but things happened and I couldn't really focus on a game that big. Now all the negative press has been discouraging me from picking it back up.

[-] ChillDude69@lemmynsfw.com -3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Prepare yourself for the stream of bitter hatred, even from the fairly chill people in this community. You'll be getting a shitload of it, for having the temerity to enjoy a BethSoft game.

Can I ask, though, what the bugs you encountered were? I've played every Bethesda game, from Morrowind through Starfield, and I've never actually encountered any bugs that were gamebreaking. I hear about this stuff all the time, even from reasonable people like you, but I guess I've just been getting really lucky?

What were your bugs that you had to use mods to fix?

[-] jackoneill@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Ok spoilers - you know how you have to use the scanner to find the distortions to find the temple to get the star born powers? The distortions hardly ever worked for me. I thought I was retarded for a while but then I watched a bunch of videos and realized that it’s broken for me. Turns out if you explored the planet with the temple before you got the quest to find the temple, you won’t get the distortions.

In the kind of guy that does like, all the side quests in a Bethesda game before I look at the main quest. So by the time I got around to doing the main quest, I had been to literally every planet, had outposts everywhere, and wouldn’t get the distortions. I used console commands to get past the quest for the first temple because that’s a common glitch and the fix is all over the internet.

But I ran into the same issue with the second temple. I tcl’ed my ass into the sky and found it with my eyeballs. 3rd temple, still nothing. At this point I got irritated and found a mod that makes it so when you have the find distortions quest active and you get out of your ship it automatically completes that objective and gives you the temple map marker. Fucking lifesaver of a mod.

I’ve run into other glitches, but they were all pretty minor. This one drove me nuts. There was one moon where it worked correctly because I hadn’t been there before. Like the only place in the whole game I hadn’t gone before starting the main storyline. So it seems like if you want to avoid this, do the storyline first

[-] ChillDude69@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 10 months ago

Interesting. I am pretty sure I was, like, one random decision away from having that bug with the distortions, but I decided to explore a different planet, instead of going to that one. I did the entire space pirate quest line and some other stuff, too, before touching the main story much at all.

I do think I have been incredibly lucky, over the years, to have been so entirely untouched by this kind of bug.

[-] mp3@lemmy.ca 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Or the game is that bad that it causes depression and anxiety in most people playing it.

It's a conspiration between Bethesda and big pharma /s

[-] TootSweet@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

I've heard it called "contemplative." Which on its own sounds pretty cool.

Haven't played it or watched any playthroughs or anything, though.

[-] ChillDude69@lemmynsfw.com 0 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I guess there are parts of it that are kinda contemplative. When you get done blasting everyone who attacked you in a spaceship you boarded, or some space facility on an alien planet...and then you're just alone in space? That's kinda contemplative.

I suppose you could say the same thing about the Elder Scrolls or Fallout games. Action-RPG action, punctuated by walking around fairly atmospheric scenery.

Basically, if you don't like relatively simplistic first-person-action-roleplaying game content, then you won't like any of Bethesda's games. As for the people who are bitching and moaning so much, I just don't understand their perspective. It's like they played a game of air hockey, then they were like "WELL, I THOUGHT THE PART WHERE THE PLASTIC PUCK FLOATED ON A CUSHION OF AIR WAS REALLY STUPID, I DIDN'T LIKE IT, I WANT MY MONEY BACK."

In that case, motherfucker, there is NO WAY you could have gone into the situation, not expecting exactly what you got. Which is why I think a lot of these people are using games as a substitute for prescription drugs to treat their crippling chemical imbalance problems.

And don't get me wrong: entertainment can boost your mood, if you're not as far gone as these people are. Keeping people sane is indeed one of the main reasons for entertainment existing. But if you are in a mental state where you're legitimately experiencing anhedonia, it's not fair to blame the game developers for that shit.

[-] Kalinus 1 points 11 months ago

Here's hoping it can pull off a "No Man's sky"?

[-] GlitchyDigiBun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 11 months ago

We have that one. It's a tiny indie gem called No Man's Sky, and, get this, there's no cutscene when you leave the planet!

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