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Of Biblical Proportions (startrek.website)

An elderly Catholic priest dies one night peacefully in his sleep after a long life of serving God, and finds himself standing at the pearly gates.

"You were such a pious and holy man in life," began St. Peter, "that as a reward you can make one request of me before leaving behind your worldly cares and entering heaven."

"Well," says the priest, "I'd like to read the original manuscript of the Bible."

Even more impressed now than before, St. Peter grants the request and takes the priest to God's own private library, before leaving him to his studies.

Shortly afterward, the priest lets out an unholy shriek. St. Peter rushes into the library and asks, "what is it? What's wrong?!"

And through gritted teeth and streams of tears the priest cried out: "Celebrate! It says celebrate, not celibate!"

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Taxonomy (mander.xyz)
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the paramount digit loop (cdn.catsweat.com)
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Odd that they never re-filled the whale tank

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Hell yeah its weed (lemmy.world)
[-] charonn0@startrek.website 165 points 9 months ago

Time to violently storm the Supreme Court, then. After all, they approve.

[-] charonn0@startrek.website 185 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

The Verge reported that CEO Sundar Pichai defended the layoffs and claimed that workers sometimes reach out to express gratitude for the cuts. “And I just want to clarify that, through these changes, people feel it on the ground and sometimes people write back and say, ‘Thank you for simplifying.’ Sometimes we have a complicated, duplicative structure,” he said, per the Verge.

Chalmers: People send thank you's for lay offs?

Pichai: Yes.

Chalmers: May I see one?

Pichai: No.

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It would have included loops of Star Trek sound effects, but Paramount lawyers said no.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_Satriani#Musical_themes

Thank you for your attention, Bajoran workers. This mandatory cultural appreciation moment has been noted on your time cards and will be deducted from your food ration.

[-] charonn0@startrek.website 170 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Congress has no oversight of state prosecutors. Jordan is using his position of power and trust to pervert the course of justice. This is blatant obstruction of justice.

[-] charonn0@startrek.website 184 points 11 months ago

Of all the things you could reasonably criticize the US over, wheelchair accessibility ain't one of them. Especially compared to Europe.

[-] charonn0@startrek.website 196 points 11 months ago

If your business can't survive without paying slave wages then your business shouldn't survive.

[-] charonn0@startrek.website 161 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

But Great Barrington Police Chief Paul Storti said in a statement, “Because this complaint was made directly to the police department, we are obligated and have a duty to examine the complaint further."

I call bullshit, and would like to see the law and/or court rulings that support this assertion.

Because if cops have no duty to protect the public, then in what sense do they have a duty to take this complaint seriously?

[-] charonn0@startrek.website 269 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Just don't buy stuff you don't need. 100% savings every time.

[-] charonn0@startrek.website 171 points 1 year ago

“Republicans need to look at all of these numbers, and really think about what’s more important. Yes, most people that are Republicans are probably pro-life,” she stated. “And we love our babies. And I love being a mother. But what’s most important? Republicans taking over. And Republicans being able to keep our country!”

Wasn't expecting them to say this part out loud.

[-] charonn0@startrek.website 195 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Littlejohn is charged with one count of unauthorized disclosure of tax returns and return information and faces up to five years in prison if convicted.

He should have violently stormed Congress instead. You only get like 3 months for that.

[-] charonn0@startrek.website 177 points 1 year ago

It may be a violation of the Logan Act, which makes it illegal for private citizens to interfere with foreign relations.

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[-] charonn0@startrek.website 227 points 1 year ago

I have no sympathy. Companies that require class action waivers and mandatory arbitration clauses don't get to complain when thousands of people file arbitration claims simultaneously.

[-] charonn0@startrek.website 195 points 1 year ago

When my paid Paramount+ subscription included unskippable ads.

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What is my purpose? (i.imgur.com)
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