this post was submitted on 03 Jan 2024
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I want to thank everyone who gave me a bunch of great advice

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[–] Jtee@lemmy.world 41 points 2 years ago

I like when stories have a happy ending

[–] cosmicrose@lemmy.world 31 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] WhisperingEye@lemmy.world 27 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That full stop is giving me anxiety

[–] cypherix93@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

I'm proud of you‽

[–] salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone 26 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I was wondering why you were still holding on to last year's shit. Glad to know everything came out alright!

[–] WhisperingEye@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

Apparently my ass holds grudges

[–] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago

Just so you know, I was concerned myself about having not pooped this year so I shared your last post with my girlfriend to show that I wasn't alone in my poopy predicament!

Needless to say, we've been awaiting this update 🫡

[–] Restaldt@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago

Babe wake up new lemmy lore just dropped

[–] EdanGrey@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 years ago
[–] wizenheimer@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Just remember the rule of 3. More than 3 times a day or less than once every 3 days is considered unhealthy. Anything between that should be fine

[–] DaCrazyJamez@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago

This is lemmy. We go at least three days without pooping.

[–] match@pawb.social 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Today is gonna be the day that you're gonna throw it back to poop

By now, you should have dropped trou' and done what you had to do

[–] Sharpiemarker@startrek.website 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Electric_Druid@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

The update we needed

[–] androidul@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 years ago

first poop in 2024

[–] farfarawaay@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I poop now, as I read this, in solidarity ✊

[–] cypherix93@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

me too, stand strong my brothers and sisters ✊

[–] yngmnwntr@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago

Please don't stand until the show is complete.

[–] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 years ago

Bah, three days, that's nothing! There was this guy on Reddit who didn't go for a month and a half and had to get unplugged at the hospital!

[–] FinishingDutch@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago
[–] lymingseng@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Literally shitpost

[–] Bennettiquette@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

i want you to know, i specifically looked for your update post. so glad you have found resolution.

[–] HootinNHollerin@slrpnk.net 4 points 2 years ago

The body is evolving to be more efficient…

[–] TWeaK@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

So is that beating the record or what?

[–] PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You really should not have done that. Everyone who ever died has pooped.

[–] OldWoodFrame@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

I suspect that is not accurate because of babies that only live for a few minutes or birth defects that require a colostomy.

But everyone who poops, eventually dies.

[–] Enzy@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

I'm pooping right now

Lord have mercy

[–] WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Glad it all worked out in the end

[–] DaCrazyJamez@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

*Glad it all worked out of your end.

[–] Pinklink@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

And? How was it?? I want consistency, color, smell, difficulty etc.

Details are what make for a good story

[–] jenny_ball@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

i always read these in the voice of lemiwinks from South park.

[–] Syudagye@pawb.social 1 points 2 years ago

i am glad to ear that