this post was submitted on 08 Jan 2024
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[–] thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago (4 children)

I like to think, if I encountered one or two wolves alone, I might come out on top if I had a good stick in hand.

I have never been able to imagine winning a fight against a cat larger than 30 lbs or so.

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

I'd die with wolves. With a cat you have to be willing to get bit until you get hold of it.

Forcing your hand down their throat if it's a dog or larger cat can work too. Pitbull could probably bite your arm off through.

30 pound cat all bets off lmao

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I would bet on the wolves if there were more than one.
If there was only one i would bet on the wolf.

[–] thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Im not saying I am stronger than 2 wolves, but there is at least a negotiation process involved, as opposed to being eviscerated within a few seconds.

I have two cats, so I keep them as happy as I can as a form of self preservation.

[–] WookieMonster@midwest.social 3 points 2 years ago

Yeah, this seems like a terrible game to teach your cat.

[–] Unforeseen@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 years ago

That parkour push off the wall at the end was fantastic

[–] Nudding@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That cat's a fuckin winner

Yeah I'm generally not a cat person but that's a pretty rad cat.