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[-] teft@lemmy.world 148 points 11 months ago

Were you around in the late 90s-early 2000s? Because let me tell you that the prequels did not spark joy for people then. It was insane the amount of hate leveled at Ep 1-3. Hell kids at Jake Lloyd’s school bullied him so hard he quit acting.

So you never know, 7-9 might spark joy for people in 20 years.

[-] StarPupil@ttrpg.network 40 points 11 months ago

It's wild how people pretend that the prequels weren't hated by a bunch of people. Like, the Plinkett Reviews of the prequels were legendary YouTube videos for years before people started ironically memeing the prequels in, like, 2016.

[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 20 points 11 months ago

Zoomers memed themselves into liking them. I'm amazed

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[-] GraniteM@lemmy.world 21 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Speaking as someone who actively despised the prequels when they came out, and has only learned to unclench my teeth in anger at their existence after a long process of maturation and philosophical introspection, I can't wait to see the next generation of people getting furious when the sequels have been out long enough for new young fans to grow up and embrace them the same way the prequels were. It was horrible and difficult for me to go through, so it's only fair that others should have to witness that process as well.

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[-] Gork@lemm.ee 16 points 11 months ago
[-] Igloojoe@lemm.ee 16 points 11 months ago

Cool concept. But george lucas wasnt creative enough for that theory. He almost had an nsync segment in episode one because his daughter liked nsync.

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[-] dandroid@dandroid.app 8 points 11 months ago

I was a kid when the prequels came out. I remember the hate for them, but most of my friends that were my age all loved them, as did I.

I think people tend to like what they grew up with and dislike what comes out when they are older.

You can see this pattern in Pokemon games as well. I grew up with gen 2 and gen 3. When gen 4 came out, it seemed like everyone hated it. Same with gen 5. But now most people act like gen 5 was the last good one.

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[-] lorty@lemmy.ml 48 points 11 months ago

Wait 10 years, and people will make memes and change public opinion about the sequels.

[-] Sludgeyy@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago

Prequels weren't great, but they were decent. I'd recommend watching them.

There is a lot to live up to being prequels. People going to judge harshly.

7-8 were just plain bad, I enjoy Star Wars stuff a bunch. I like the prequels more than most I feel. I don't even have one single care to watch the 9th.

I doubt it will change in 10 years.

Memes, sure, but they will be only how bad they suck. People who meme about the prequels usually enjoyed them at least a little.

[-] sheogorath@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

I love giving first time watchers the machete watching order. Watch episode 4 and 5, and then watch 2 and 3 to give Vader some backstory after he reveals that he's Luke's dad. Then cap it off with episode 6 as the conclusion for Luke's and Anakin's story.

Or I can start with Rogue One. I know one of my friends became a fan after watching Rogue One.

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[-] Mongostein@lemmy.ca 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

The prequels are bad. The third one started getting it right, but then they were done.

They had good ideas to expand the Star Wars lore, but bad acting and bad writing ruined them.

I actually prefer the sequels, but imo The Mandalorian is the best Star Wars project to date.

[-] bitwaba@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

but imo The Mandalorian is the best Star Wars project to date.

You spelled Andor wrong.

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[-] explodicle@local106.com 13 points 11 months ago

I saw the originals as a child, and thus loved them.

I saw the prequels as an adult, and was kinda meh on 1 but loved 2 and 3.

While still an adult, I felt the same way about 7 and 8 as I did about 1.

But 9? I thought there was something wrong with me at first. I literally couldn't believe what I'd just seen. They spent hundreds of millions of dollars on that! It still hurts my brain to imagine all those people buying off on that script... It must have been an emperor's new clothes sort of situation. Such a waste of so many things.

[-] FangedWyvern42@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

The Last Jedi also has a lot of problems, but The Rise of Skywalker is possibly the worst film in the entire franchise. I’m still annoyed about the fact that they had a better script with a genuinely interesting story (Duel of the Fates), and cancelled it for the shitshow that was Rise of Skywalker.

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[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 31 points 11 months ago

This is the first time I've seen praise for the prequels. Weird.

[-] rimjob_rainer@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 11 months ago

Then you must be new to the internet. Welcome.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago

Nah, man. The prequels were mercilessly assaulted on the internet for a long time. There must be a new generation of fans praising them now, or maybe the newer movies are so bad that they make the prequels seem good in comparison, so everyone's revised their opinions.

[-] rimjob_rainer@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 11 months ago

That was 20 years ago. They are praised for about 10 years now.

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[-] ekZepp@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Is the "ugly friend" effect. People are even starting phrasing The Hobbit now after the abomination of Amazon. Also, a good story is a good story despise the "PS2" CGI of the old trio.

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[-] ninjan@lemmy.mildgrim.com 27 points 11 months ago

I member when this meme would've been OT vs prequels... Now I'm not bold enough to say we'll ever see the sequels redeemed and considered at least passable/sparks joy, but I'm also old and realize they weren't really made for me. Then again the prequels kinda were and I kinda hated them as a kid (aside from 3)...

[-] Fogle@lemmy.ca 13 points 11 months ago

I watched them recently, they're worse than I remember for sure. There are still fun things about them. But they're not particularly good movies. I think the same thing can be said about the sequels

[-] Telodzrum@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

This is 100% spot on. They are all a lot of fun and I'll watch them again at some point, but they're not good movies. My bar for Star Wars properties, like for other media, comes in two layers:

  1. Would this be a good movie/show/game/book if it wasn't set in the X universe? and
  2. Is this a good movie/show/game/book when compared to the better properties in the X universe?

IMHO, the first one is the more important question and the thing that Star Wars media constantly fails at. Andor was a fucking masterpiece and would have been an amazing piece of prestige television even absent any Star Wars connection. That's the case with Rogue One and The Clone Wars, as well. The Prequels and Sequels don't pass muster on criteria 1 and even a few don't succeed meeting criteria 2.

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[-] steakmeout@lemmy.world 27 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

The prequels suck so much arse. They are proof positive that George Lucas did not make Star Wars on his own because without his ex and Kasdan what we got was unmitigated garbage with hideous design choices, awful soporific dialogue, overwrought action scenes and terrible, racist humour.

Fuck the prequels and fuck George Lucas. He ruined Star Wars for the true fans. I saw all of the original trilogy in their first runs. The prequels took a huge shit on everything I loved about Star Wars.

[-] Veneroso@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago

But why not midi-chlorians?

It is interesting seeing people like episodes 1-3 now.

I wonder what 20 years will do for 7-9?

JarJar isa Sith Lord!

[-] Hobo@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

The line when Qui Gon describes midi-chlorians to baby Darth Vader is the dumbest shit ever:

Without midi-chlorians there would be no life and we would have no knowledge of the midi-chlorians.

Like no fucking shit we would have no knowledge of something if there was NO LIFE numbnuts.

[-] Veneroso@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Not to mention crushing the dreams of millions of aspiring Jedi.

Oh you can't have the force, you don't have enough of this canon-altering mitochondria allegory.

Baby Darth Vader.... Cute until you think about it. And... They clearly picked Natalie Portman for the role of Luke and Leah's mother.... Why did they pick so young of an actor? Too old to start training!? It's almost as if they wrote it with a 17 year old in mind but somehow forgot the "mah Christmas merchandising" rewrites.

Ugh such a mess!

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[-] GladiusB@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago

The fight in the very beginning makes zero sense. There is an embargo? But why? Who is fighting who? If you are going to have a pivotal point of the story at least have a clear reason why. Sure they are bullies and they are fighting to move the story, but they kept coming back to it. Make it makes sense.

And rolling in flowers and being a "senator" isn't a real love story. That's a manufactured love story. Real life stories are when people are attracted to each other and deny it, and then can only admit it when you are about to be in Carbonite.

[-] captsneeze@lemmy.one 5 points 11 months ago

There is now a well known podcast called “Blank Check with Griffin and David”, but when it first started back in 2015 it was “Griffin and David Present”. Back then, its original premise was for two epic level film nerds to do a deep (and humorous) dive into the episodes 1-3 and try to answer the question “what is this about?” (Spoiler alert: they are as confused as you are).

The show, like all podcasts, can be divisive. Some people (myself included) love Griffin’s spastic enthusiasm for pop culture, and David’s rooted but optimistic view of cinema, and they both have a deep well of knowledge on all things cinema. Those early episodes are gold, and really made me understand things about where Lucas’s head was at with many choices he made in eps 1-3. They are still terrible movies, but it’s really eye opening to see how Lucas, on his own, makes nothing but terrible choices, and is singularly obsessed with merchandising and taxes.

I should go back and re-listen to them. I hope I’m remembering them accurately, because I remember loving that run of episodes.

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[-] PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca 21 points 11 months ago

This is some dumbass elitism. Let people enjoy what they enjoy. Star Wars is a space fantasy. Rey gets Jar Jar pregnant in the lost 10th movie. It was glorious.

[-] Anyolduser@lemmynsfw.com 13 points 11 months ago

Regardless of genre any work of fiction should have cohesive plot and characterization. It's not elitism to say that the new trilogy is hobbled by numerous, avoidable writing pitfalls.

The other films had writing problems as well but not nearly as many as the new films. People are free to enjoy the new trilogy but they are poorly written.

And yes, I'm aware of how fucking cringe the dialogue in the prequels was.

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[-] Marcumas@lemmy.world 17 points 11 months ago

Let's stop the collective gaslighting of pretending the prequels were good just because the new trilogy was garbage.

[-] HawlSera@lemm.ee 11 points 11 months ago

In ten years people will simp for the Sequels and shit on.... whatever the newest movie is.. "The new protag's not as cool as Rey!!1111"

It'll happen

[-] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 11 points 11 months ago

We've seen it before with the prequels.

This meme wouldn't fly like 18 years ago. Prequels sparking joy? Please, not the Phantom Menace.

[-] Blackmist@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago

V, half of IV and Rogue One spark joy.

The rest, not so much.

[-] MrVilliam@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

I tried something new a few weeks ago to kick off an update machete order that I thought worked surprisingly well. I started with the start of act 3 of Rogue One. Going into that blind, not knowing the characters or what specifically they were trying to accomplish, seeing some blind monk guy walk and act by faith instead of sight to do something at a console, they sacrifice all to beam some kind of signal, and then this towering menace in all black just shows up and slaughters a bunch of dudes... It perfectly leads into IV and enhances it without the time commitment or pacing issues of watching all of Rogue One. I love Mads but we really just don't need to even see him for the important bits of the story. Vader becomes even more mysterious and threatening this way, the "plans" in IV are given more weight and don't just seem like a macguffin to give the empire a reason to give chase, and Luke becomes relatively more of an unlikely hero because he's just a kid caught in the middle of a star war.

I'm not gonna say that Rogue One is bad, but for watching the entire saga it feels like a slog to watch the whole thing. As somebody who considers IV to be a 10/10 masterpiece, (especially for 1977 before anything like this existed, and before George Lucas changed shit for no reason,) I gotta know which half of IV is the half that sparks joy for you. Maybe my favorite moment in the entire franchise is when Luke storms out and looks at the twin sunset, yearning to leave his small and inconsequential life, John Williams' score swelling into the frustrated sobbing that only a teenager trapped in a small town with a small life could truly understand. It's his Disney princess moment.

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[-] CultHero@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

People HATED the prequels when they came out, trust me. Your kids will love the new trilogy and you'll remember it with fondness. That's just the way it goes.

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[-] JowlesMcGee@kbin.social 9 points 11 months ago

Serious question, how often have you rewatched the prequel trilogy? Say what you want about the sequel trilogy, but at least it can be entertaining. The prequels can be so boring.

[-] KpntAutismus@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

i really like the prequels, i also seem to have a low bar for "good movie" since i also count ready player one as one of my favourites.

i like mediocre but fun movies, and i stand by that.

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[-] psychothumbs@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

Just wait until you're old and there's a new wave of kids for whom the sequels are a core part of the franchise. It's been freaky to watch it happen with the prequels.

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[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

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