"A whimsical and romantic cover art for a young adult novel titled 'The Cheese Salesman and The Dairy Girl'. The scene depicts a charming cheese market in a quaint European village. A young, handsome cheese salesman stands at his stall, surrounded by various artisan cheeses. Opposite him, a young, beautiful dairy girl, carrying a basket of fresh milk bottles, gazes at him. They are exchanging shy smiles, suggesting a blossoming romance. The background shows cobblestone streets, bustling with village life and old-world charm. The title, 'The Cheese Salesman and The Dairy Girl', is elegantly written at the top in a romantic font. The overall feel is warm, inviting, and picturesque, evoking the feeling of a heartwarming romantic tale."

This was my favorite, but I just could not get the title on there

With title

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"Love is at the Gaytes is a riveting romance set in ancient Rome, where Gaius, a dedicated Roman centurion, and Armin, a fierce Germanic warrior, find themselves unexpectedly drawn to each other. Amidst the chaos of war and cultural divides, their forbidden love challenges the norms of their worlds. As they grapple with duty, loyalty, and a passion that threatens to change their destinies, this novel takes you on a journey through the trials of love in an era where every choice could alter history. An unforgettable story of love defying the odds in the midst of the Roman Empire's grandeur."

My prompt was: "Make a book cover for a cheesy romance novel about a hunky Roman man and an Germanic barbarian man, title it "Love is at the Gaytes", set in ancient Rome" and I asked ChatGPT to create the summary above.

Binary Love: The language of the heart is electric!

I offer my attempt as cheesey smut:

Ha, tried another YA novel cover. “Invasion of the hormones”. This is hilarious, it looks like flying testicles.

Everyone loves Chay. Haaay, it’s Chaaay.

@DallE@lemmings.world A young adult book cover, it has all the classical tropes including vampires, werewolves, witches and, the main teenage couple hugging each other, oversized full moon and so on.

Also, it's Halloween.

Of course, the man always has to be taller.

This image screams "Dresden Files" to me. About the only outlier is the girl. It seems a hybrid of Molly and Susan.

And the weird shark-jet, but my headcanon is that it's Sharkface, He Who Walks Before..