Heartwarming: Republican Donors Raised $300 Million to Help This Man Satisfy His Humiliation Kink : theonion

[-] ItsAFake@lemmus.org 57 points 10 months ago

It does make you wonder how many 'bad' politicians do actually have a humiliation kink. There's gotta be a couple who just really get off on being the recipient of political humiliation.

[-] Fox@pawb.social 31 points 10 months ago

That's my theory for George Santos

[-] Alto@kbin.social 14 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Either that or just your bog standard attention whore

E: sp

[-] ItsAFake@lemmus.org 3 points 10 months ago

Explains why his first port of call was Cameo.

[-] burgers@toast.ooo 10 points 10 months ago

from what i recall of the anthony weiner documentary this was almost certainly a factor for him

[-] DigitalTraveler42@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Ted Cruz almost has to.

[-] jballs@sh.itjust.works 38 points 10 months ago

...so I did the Christian thing and opened up my checkbook to help him reach a national stage and deliver that man a violent orgasm so fierce it’d leave him quaking in those slutty little heels of his.

Lmao the "slutty little heels of his" had me fucking dying.

[-] MyHiddenAgenda@lemmynsfw.com 31 points 10 months ago

I'm confused. I thought The Onion was satire/parody news? This is truth.

[-] jwt@programming.dev 11 points 10 months ago

You are confused, this isn't the onion.

[-] OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works 6 points 10 months ago

Tbf it is a little confusing how often non-onion sources get posted on a community titled "the onion"

[-] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

That's because theonion communities tend to be for general satire, not just Onion articles.

[-] CodeName@infosec.pub 27 points 10 months ago

You might consider it a waste of 300 million bucks, but hearing trump call him Meatball Ron gave him an instant hard on and it was the first erection he'd had in years. The RNC all agreed it was money well spent.

[-] Altofaltception@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

When did the RNC descend into Idiocracy-levels of public humiliation?

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 3 points 10 months ago

2015

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

It's money that didn't go to Trump, so there's that, I guess.

[-] TubeTalkerX@kbin.social 17 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Chicken Soup for the Political Soul

[-] Lemminary@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

Narrator: And there was no soup because they have no soul.

[-] Nunar@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago

Ted Cruz wishes to jerk off to this amount of humiliation

[-] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

it was time onion did some feel good parody because real feel good news were already on onion levels

[-] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Most of that money goes in their pockets

[-] Zoop@beehaw.org 1 points 10 months ago

Oh, how I love The Hard Times! ...Although, the name has a whole different vibe in the context of this article & the post title, lol. Gross, now I'm thinking about this jackass having an erection! Brain, why!?

[-] shiveyarbles@beehaw.org 0 points 10 months ago

Any humiliation is good humiliation!

[+] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world -18 points 10 months ago

Gotta enjoy these headlines while they last.

Come November we're probably going to have an openly fascist president, but no matter who wins, we're going to have a president who can't form a coherent sentence.

[-] dangblingus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 10 months ago

Equating Biden's stutter to Trump's mental retardation is disingenuous.

[-] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

You're a stupid twat. I bet Biden would get that correct, too.