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[Outdated, please look at pinned post] Casual Conversation

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LIMITATIONS:

  • Flight -- Cannot fly faster than 48 kph/30 mph.
  • Speed -- Cannot move faster than the speed of sound or run on penetrable surfaces (e.g., water). Super speed is not restricted to running.
  • Telekinesis -- Cannot lift more than 2,270 kilograms/5,000 pounds. Cannot use power on your own body.
  • Invisibility -- Must be conscious to remain invisible. Your clothes become invisible when you do.
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[–] VinesNFluff@pawb.social 1 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Do objects in my hand also disappear?

Cuz I would do so much shoplifting

[–] platypus_plumba@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Hide the item under your clothes.

They also didn't say how big your clothes can be

[–] Gladaed@feddit.de 1 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Pretty easy to detect on cameras I guess.

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[–] Sylvartas@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Even if they don't, with what op already specified you could get rich shoplifting designer clothes

[–] randomdeadguy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Firstly, I take issue with your running on water limitation. I realize this is a for-fun conversation and everything but even Sonic the Hedgehog knows that water surfaces are nearly solid when there are adequate forces working on them. Geez. Anyway, I would use all four powers to invisibly float above a major city and telepathically-super-speed-manipulate a masturbatory aid onto myself and rain ejaculate on pedestrians. It would also cut down my commute considerably.

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