Oh, i get it, it's a photocopier. Took me quite a while to realize he hadn't just taken a picture of his shit
Why does he poop purple?
Boring answer: purple blood cells.
Who can come up with a funnier answer? …………….
Also how does an alien with no nipples instantly understand the concept of milk but not cheese?
You’re full of questions today, huh?
Well, frankly, I don’t know where this species gets their milk from. Maybe from small patches in their armpits. 🤷♂️
Not knowing about cheese is excusable in this case, because the alien clearly hasn’t got a dick, so no dick cheese. ☝️😲
The webcomic you didn't know you wanted.
