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Bless you!

(Originally published earlier today on mastodon)

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[-] JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee 4 points 7 months ago

Seems like by natural selection there would be a genetic predisposition to sneezing in their species, until most of the sneeze most of the time.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

I guess it comes down to preference, but I do not think having no sex and no gender is superior at all. Those aliens can have their sexless lives.

[-] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 1 points 7 months ago

No gender doesn’t mean no sex though

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

They reproduce by sneezing. They’re definitely not having sex.

[-] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 1 points 7 months ago

I mean at that point sneezing is sex no?

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

Not according to any definition we have. Asexual reproduction isn’t sex.

[-] SpaceLifeForm@infosec.exchange 3 points 7 months ago

@warandpeas

Marijauna: As a hermaphrodite, i declare prior art.

Whiptail Lizard: You should check out Parthenogenesis. No wind required.

[-] kolya@social.cologne 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)
[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Wait a second… Green xenos that reproduce by exhaling? That sounds awfully familiar…

Call the Inquisition.

[-] anna7820@mastodon.social 1 points 7 months ago
[-] FemmeFuturist@mastodon.social 1 points 7 months ago

@warandpeas That’s really funny.

[-] FlihpFlorp@lemm.ee 1 points 7 months ago

Wait so if they sneeze does that get someone pregnant (if there’s no gender does that mean anyone could get pregnant)

But if the sneeze itself develops into a child I would think advanced aliens would either make the equivalent to protection, a miracle allergy medicine, or just some way to stop sneezing with a medical procedure (sneezesectomy?)

I might be overthinking this a little

[-] warandpeas@mastodon.social 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

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[-] BM_Bourguignon@mastodon.social 1 points 7 months ago
[-] marushah@piaille.fr 1 points 7 months ago

@warandpeas Nobody help Zorp !? :shibaohshit:

[-] mvilain@sfba.social 1 points 7 months ago

@warandpeas Thank god Zorp isn't a developer. I can't image all the bugs that would be generated by just one sneeze.

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