is this a phone screenshot of a tik-tok screenshot of a tweet ?
this post was submitted on 01 Jul 2023
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lemme post this on instagram, send it via whatsapp, upload it to imgur and have it recompressed by youtube real quick!
To convert that to open services: Let me just post this on Pixelfed, send it via Telegram/Signal, upload it to (hmm, can someone help me here) and have it recompressed by Odysee/Peertube!
That’s a weird way to spell matrix
Which one?
Matrix is a federated messaging app, while telegram and signal make it difficult to host your own servers. You can read their docs at matrix.org or try the service at element.io
Thanks for letting me know about that!
Glad I could help :) You should also see a space in your lemmy account settings to put a matrix ID on your profile, if you want people to have a more secure contact option than lemmy DMs which can be read by the instance admins.
Help is here: upload it to Picsur
MORE JPEG!
Samsung is pretty cool like that. Need a TV? Samsung does it. Need a washer dryer set? Samsung. Need artillery? Believe it or not straight to Samsung.
bro took the screenshot the long way
They make boat motors too, for some reason...
Yamaha makes audio products: Pianos, Speaker systems, motorcycles...
Ich: I want to get into cooking. What is some very basic recipe book for beginners?
Dr. Oetker: What about mine: Dr. Oetkers Schulkochbuch?
Ich: But I'm actually too lazy to cook. I just gonna buy some frozen pizza.
Dr. Oetker: Here you go.
They also apparently make a digital saxophone and compound bow (as in archery) grips.
I learned this fact from Vocaloid (yep the one with Hatsune Miku), which is also developed by Yamaha. They had a mechanical parts department during WW2, and it survived by switching to making motorcycles after the war.
I need a good clothes washer.
Maytag: we can do that!
Nice. Where can I get some blue cheese?
Maytag: Maytag Farms
Now I know what my wayward socks do...
"And now I give you... The Moonlight Sonata."
Revs dirt bike engine
I'd also like an industrial drone for dispersing pesticides and liquid based fertilizers.
Yamaha: Would you like it to match your motorcycle?
And my piano, too
Me: I'd like to buy a smartphone
Samsung: ok
Me: I also need an apartment in Korea
Samsung: ok
Or medical treatment in a hospital. Or signing up for military service and using one of their vehicles.
Me: can I also get some appliances for that apartment?
Samsung: ok
Me: and you know I'll probably also need a testing kit for these chemicals that I purchased
Samsung: done
Me: I need assisted living facilities after a small chemical accident in the home
Samsung: no problem
Me: oh, and some sugar
Samsung: fine, there you go
Me : I'll also need a tank and a giant crane for... unspecified reasons.
Samsung: ok
ᗜwᗜ - I would like to buy a smartphone
Xiaomi - ok>
ᗜwᗜ - I'd also like to buy a pressure cooker, flipflops, bicycle, suitcases, wine bottle o-
Xiaomi - 你不会相信我会说的话
Me: I'd love any of these things without ads
Xiaomi: lmao no wtf
Yeah I'm fine with Xiaomi having ads on their phones. When I owned one I honestly rarely ever saw them.
Ich: I want some freshly ground coffee. Hey, Tchibo, do you offer this?
Tchibo: Of course! That's my primary business.
Ich: By the way, Tchibo, do you know someone who sells raincoats and underwear, but basically no other clothes?
Tchibo: Funny that you ask...
What's always been funny to me is that Yamaha also seems to have the cheapest and some of the most expensive stuff too. Look at (piano) keyboards for example.
They play all sides so they always come out on top
I would like to buy some air conditioning
Hitachi: OK
And some science equipment, a crane and some train tracks
Hitachi: Done
Also I want to pleasure myself
Hitachi: I gotcha fam
Magic wand moment 😂.
I would like to buy a business copier/printer/scanner.
Brother: Got you covered.
Any idea where I can get a good sewing machine?
Brother: Funny you should ask!