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When I turn 80, I'm gonna wear a pirate costume (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 years ago by Arsenal4ever@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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and yell Aye Matey to every passerby.

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[–] unagi@feddit.nl 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I don’t get the joke, is it because “aye matey” sounds like “eighty”? What about the “ma” part? Not convinced, I’m probably stupid.

[–] unagi@feddit.nl 30 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Ahhhhhhhhhh “aye matey” sounds like “I’m eighty”. I’ll take a nap now.

[–] TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

Thanks for explaining it... I was confused as well. Figured the joke was that they were gonna dress like a pirate... the actual joke is about the same level of funny tho

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 6 points 2 years ago

Yar har har