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[-] klemptor@startrek.website 3 points 10 months ago

I guess I need to find a Gleemonex dealer.

[-] Dehydrated@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

I'm not allowed to drink anything I guess

[-] MrsDoyle@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

You’ll be wanting a cup of tea so. Go on have a cup, it’s fresh. No? Ah go on! Have a cup of tea. Go on! Go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on …..

[-] Resol@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

I'm a fake Belgian/Dutchie.

[-] RalphFurley@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

If everyone dressed like me the world would be a much less violent place

[-] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago
[-] extant@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

shrugs I just do.

[-] VelvetStorm@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Pretty good I think.

[-] AnalogyAddict@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Mine is a jolly good lot of fun as I fend off attacks with well-coined analogies.

[-] StickyDango@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

At least I'll never go hungry, but eventually I'll get sick of myself.

[-] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 3 points 10 months ago

I'm good. Nom nom nom

[-] Cratermaker@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 10 months ago

Suddenly I need to order a lot of explosives...

[-] Prismo@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

I’m pretty sure I’d be ok in multiple realities

[-] signalecho@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

I'm already gone.

[-] EverPresentPanda@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Bamboo-fed, succulent and juicy steaks

[-] beansbeansbeans@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago
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[-] excitingburp@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago
[-] SkippingRelax@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Stressful mostly

[-] Zerlyna@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

I wish I chose MeeKrob now.

[-] GBU_28@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago

I'm gonna be A-ok

[-] JackiesFridge@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

At least I'll have food.

[-] Poggervania@kbin.social 2 points 10 months ago

I mean, it’s pretty good name for a streamer I think, so I could probably do something there

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

I hope I don’t need a boat. I’m fine if I need a lesbian.

[-] thenextguy@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Better than the next guy's.

[-] Canopyflyer@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

"CanopyFlyer" is a reference to my skydiving days.

I have a tad over 4500 skydives.

Even though my last jump was 18 years ago, I think I'd be pretty safe if someone threw me out a plane with a rig on.

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[-] FatTony@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Please, ya gotta help me Tony! I don't know what else to do!

[-] AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago

I think for me, there'd be some sort of lord involved. Couldn't tell you what would happen, though.

[-] Drusas@kbin.social 2 points 10 months ago

Sweet, I'm a wizard.

[-] Matriks404@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

I am in the Matrix where no one can find me.

[-] lengau@midwest.social 2 points 10 months ago

So it's now a life and death situation for me to ensure cheetahs don't go extinct?

[-] johannesvanderwhales@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

I'm gonna need a bigger van.

[-] accidental@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 10 months ago

things just work out, it seems

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