Imma need a helluva lot of duct tape, zippy ties, and superglue
Well, that's going to leave a mark.
Sucks for that planet. Now where is flat earth again?
Nothing a little duct tape can't fix
"Fucking Empire!"
Time to hop into the cryo pod for 152 years.
"Uhm" probably
Oh no... Anyway
Probably something along the lines of
I know you would make me happy
Girl I found my way out
I found it at last now I'm sober
I know it would make it concrete
Now you're cryin'
Whouhouwhou
How sweet a sound
Let's go!
LET'S GO!
Lmao rip. GG no re, fr fr
death sentence
Thanks for the fish.
In this week's episode of The Slow Mo Guys...
Well, so much for that.
So it was a one way trip? Always has been.
Hold, the value of bitcoin will surely recover, let's not worry
Fuck me Rhonda.
Fuck, fuck me Rhonda
There was once a man from nantucket
Welp, there goes the Superbowl.
Spaceballs? Oh shit. Well, there goes the planet.
What am I doing in space?
oop i fard and shid pant teehee
There goes my post-mission holidays.
Huston, you have a problem!
No way to play poker again
Bober kurwa!
Earth and the comet that struck it;
Made a hole so big I could fuck it
"That kinda looks like a fleshlight"
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