lol

~~Arrested~~ Placed into a mental institution* for the psychopathic / sociopathic actions that boiled down to killing everyone and everything, everywhere, using every weapon accessible. They were all evil.

I am the Postal dude.

Trespassing the chernobyl exclusion zone. Maybe murder and/or spying.

Building colourful skyscrapers next to each other in a tiny city grid, until they combine and fly into the sky. I dunno, reverse 9/11?

I'm locked up for invading north Korea with high tech supersuits and killing tons of soldiers.

Creating an endless torture mansion (finally got around to Sexy Brutale)

Battlebit remastered. War crimes.

Stomping on animals and humans until they die

As for the actual last game I played, terrorism maybe?

As for the last pc game, I have no idea about what of the countless things that happen there would I be arrested for (it was half life 2)

I genuinely don't know what could be illegal in Outer Wilds, tbh.

Filling my o2 tanks, taking out the trash, and monitoring a tree’s nutrient levels. With a headless dead guy in the middle of the floor the whole time. Only reporting the dead guy afterwards unless someone walks in on me doing so first.

My normal co-workers will even vouch that I do that kind of thing regularly so it’s not even suspicious. It’s just me being weird.

… I’ll be getting the death sentence for that eventually.

breaking the sound barrier inside of a mountain

Ig I'm under arrest for the murder of multiple military personnel, destruction of company property, animal abuse, possession of illegal firearms, theft, trespassing, and many many other crimes. (Half-Life 1)

Trying to escape Hell.

Being a Bulbasur that saves the world from natural disasters