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[–] JustLuck@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Trespassing the chernobyl exclusion zone. Maybe murder and/or spying.

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[–] Ziomster44@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

lol

~~Arrested~~ Placed into a mental institution* for the psychopathic / sociopathic actions that boiled down to killing everyone and everything, everywhere, using every weapon accessible. They were all evil.

I am the Postal dude.

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[–] bi_tux@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I'm wanted for 700$ dead or alive for robbery, murder, assault, tresspassing and accidentaly crashing into people with my horse

[–] GregorTacTac@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Illegally chopping trees, killing animals, accidentally exploding 3 cats, exploiting caves for resources illegally, murder of a person (multiple times), carrying weapons

[–] boogetyboo@aussie.zone 2 points 1 year ago

Building colourful skyscrapers next to each other in a tiny city grid, until they combine and fly into the sky. I dunno, reverse 9/11?

I'm locked up for invading north Korea with high tech supersuits and killing tons of soldiers.

game:Crysis

[–] Bombastion@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 year ago

Creating an endless torture mansion (finally got around to Sexy Brutale)

[–] doggle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 year ago

Battlebit remastered. War crimes.

[–] RmDebArc_5@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

Stomping on animals and humans until they die

[–] ziixe@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

As for the actual last game I played, terrorism maybe?

As for the last pc game, I have no idea about what of the countless things that happen there would I be arrested for (it was half life 2)

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[–] El_Azulito@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Broke into some noble’s house to investigate a murder and stole a bunch of stuff while I was at it, ironically yet stealthily stabbing a guard in the neck with a dagger so I wouldn’t get caught while discovering a secret chamber in the basement that led to ancient catacombs beneath the town, which ultimately led to ancient and mummified remains alongside golden chalices and crosses I absolutely pillaged and fully intend to sell for ducats, the significance of which I’m still unsure of.

[–] Makeshift@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

Filling my o2 tanks, taking out the trash, and monitoring a tree’s nutrient levels. With a headless dead guy in the middle of the floor the whole time. Only reporting the dead guy afterwards unless someone walks in on me doing so first.

My normal co-workers will even vouch that I do that kind of thing regularly so it’s not even suspicious. It’s just me being weird.

… I’ll be getting the death sentence for that eventually.

[–] kremdostup@pawb.social 1 points 1 year ago

breaking the sound barrier inside of a mountain

[–] JohnFoe@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Trying to escape Hell.

[–] Trincapinones@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Being a Bulbasur that saves the world from natural disasters

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