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[-] Toribor@corndog.social 51 points 8 months ago

I don't want to be a guy with a mushroom hat, but I don't want to be a girl with a mushroom hat either.

I want to be a mushroom. Put me in the dirt and let me just absorb nutrients and sporulate.

[-] PlantDadManGuy@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago

Mmm yeah baby. Gonna make you sporulate all over me.

[-] XCraftMC@sh.itjust.works 1 points 7 months ago

That’s enough internet for today.

[-] Titou@feddit.de 22 points 8 months ago

I make it as phone wallpaper

Nice, a shame it's kinda low resolution :/

[-] yetAnotherUser@feddit.de 24 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Just pretend this was the original version, now it looks high-res

[-] yetAnotherUser@feddit.de 17 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Just kidding, here's a higher res version:

[-] Titou@feddit.de 9 points 8 months ago

Thanks, for a unknown reason i wasn't able to export it in full res

[-] Jackie_meaiii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 8 months ago

This made me laugh

[-] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 12 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

yeah if I was born a male, I'd want to be a girl too. We women are pretty damn gorgeous & awesome. Welcome.

As a bonus, I'd keep the penis because having titties & cock all in one sexy person is super sexy, best of both worlds all in one.

[-] nifty@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

having titties & cock all in one sexy person is super sexy

Intersex people are often forgotten :)

That said, I don’t think it’s fair to say only one gender is gorgeous and awesome, but I think I get what you mean

[-] lilithanne@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 8 months ago

As someone who doesn't hate her girldick, I assure you, that would feel weird about it nonetheless, because even tho you do like it, you know for a fact people will judge you for having a bulge as a woman and that pressure will be put on you to remove it

[-] WeLoveCastingSpellz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 8 months ago

shrigma female

[-] nifty@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

I could read this either way: either the person with the phone is showing their goal, or they’re showing who they used to be

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