I feel personally attacked.

I just started it man. Guess I’ll have to push it back…

Dat finger tho

laughs maniacally in bidet

Fun to see this while on the toilet after uncoiling some rope, but I bidet.

Lol got me with this one! Wiping!

Me lying in bed.

grabs pillow case

But i just ast down..

Yes, ma'am 🫡

Mmmmm hmmm

But I have no toilet paper next to my bed and my name is not Amber!

Laverne!

Too late, it's crusty

Shit don't change until you get up and wash your ass

I'm gonna need a chisel and hammer

Phone poop 😁.

Oh, she got me!

Damn. This was pretty well timed for me. Guess im done here.

But I can feel some more up there, I gotta wait for it to come out

That got me exactly in right moment