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[-] vampire@lemmy.world 49 points 8 months ago

What the hell? This literally never happens to me. You don't need a bidet to not get shit visibly smeared all over your underpants and asshole.

[-] Geth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 8 months ago

Not visibly, no. But you can smell it so it's there. Let's put it differently. If you had shit smeared on your arm would you wipe it off wit paper and leave it at that or would you wash it with water and soap?

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 24 points 8 months ago

How did you shit the front of your pants?

[-] Chef_Boyargee@lemmy.world 23 points 8 months ago

Nominally, that’s day two position.

[-] Kiosade@lemmy.ca 4 points 8 months ago
[-] Septimaeus@infosec.pub 22 points 8 months ago

How is stuff like this so relatable to people? I remember skid marks but as an ancient memory from early childhood. Is it that common today?

[-] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 12 points 8 months ago

To paraphrase Sarah Silverman, I'm not clean until I'm two knuckles deep and the paper is white.

[-] evergreen@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Wouldn't his underpants need to be square as well? His show name is Sponge Bob's Square Pants, after all. Or maybe those aren't his underpants he's sniffing...

[-] evergreen@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Also, since I think of it every time I see SpongeBob, I just want to let others know that his name translated to Spanish is "Esponja Beto Pantalones Quadrados".

[-] Lesrid@lemm.ee 4 points 8 months ago

Sponge Bart Pants of Quadrilateral Style?

[-] evergreen@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

Pretty much. Except Beto is the nickname for Roberto in Spanish, just like Bob is the nickname for Robert in English.

[-] Lesrid@lemm.ee 2 points 8 months ago

Interesting, I'm mostly around Cubans and they call their Roberts Robe. But I've heard that Cubans hate the endings of all words and names are no exception.

[-] evergreen@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

Yeah, I think that's more just actually saying "Robert", but with a heavy accent.

[-] theonyltruemupf@feddit.de 3 points 8 months ago

In German he's called "Spongebob Schwammkopf", meaning Spongebob Sponge Head.

[-] THE_ANTIHERO@lemmy.today 1 points 8 months ago
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