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[–] rugburn@lemmynsfw.com 90 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

May Jesus's love fill your bosom and may your husband grab thy titty

[–] Splatterphace@lemm.ee 52 points 2 years ago

Poor kid only has arm to suck on since Dad bogarted the boobage

[–] superduperenigma@lemmy.world 37 points 2 years ago

"Why, Maureen... You've... Enhanced yourself."

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 34 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

I wonder what enormous mass of matter brought so many natural satellites to orbit this planet? Is this temple made of plutonium?

[–] Worx@lemmynsfw.com 21 points 2 years ago

I think it's probably her gigantic honkers. Hubby can't seem to keep his hand off

[–] SatanicNotMessianic@lemmy.ml 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Don’t dead Mormons get their own planets or something like that? This family probably resurrected on a low-quality planet that has a very crowded neighborhood because they didn’t tithe enough, possibly because of the obvious cosmetic surgery decisions.

[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

I've never quite understood, is it one planet one family or one person one planet.

If it's one family that bitch guns get crowded quick and you'll be stuck with incest though from allegations of LDS members they're already pretty ok with that.

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 29 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Should I ignore the groping too?

[–] WolfLink@lemmy.ml 23 points 2 years ago

It’s her hand she’s just holding it up cause it’s heavy.

[–] hdnsmbt@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

Good Christian Wives don't mind groping, they only strive to please their husbands! ☝️

[–] Battle_Masker@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago

I'll ignore the temple, but I won't ignore the couple dressed like a warm spring day in the snowiest mountains or pink moon

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Future lookin pretty bright.

[–] HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago

It's all those heavenly orbs.

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 12 points 2 years ago

The future is Anor Londo, apparently

[–] phoneymouse@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (2 children)

What are all the balls in the sky?

[–] ech@lemm.ee 20 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Mormon reward planets, I assume.

[–] ResoluteCatnap@lemmy.ml 24 points 2 years ago (1 children)

For those unaware, this is not a joke

[–] nieminen@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Sounds nuts, but I can attest. I am also an apostate.

[–] meyotch@slrpnk.net 7 points 2 years ago

They are Gold-level reward planets. You were so close to Platinum but you weren’t aggressive enough at recruiting friends and family into your downline.

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 9 points 2 years ago

Dunno but that family caught 2 of em in her shirt

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I knew a girl in high school who was built like that.

[–] OADINC@feddit.nl 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] TokenBoomer@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Back problems

[–] nexussapphire@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago

Damn! Boy already got some.

[–] ech@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago

This would fit well in arethestraightsok (and arethechristiansok if there is such a thing).

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Least depraved mormon