BREAKING — Paramount Pictures “Moving On” from STAR TREK 4, Announces Development of New STAR TREK 5 Film : risa

[-] starkraving666@jorts.horse 28 points 7 months ago

@ValueSubtracted "It worked for Microsoft when they skipped from Windows 8 to Windows 10, so we’re trying the same thing for Star Trek.”

It's like an Onion article

[-] The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org 5 points 7 months ago

Star Trek XP™️

[-] Rhaedas@fedia.io 4 points 7 months ago

Star Trek ME

[-] starkraving666@jorts.horse 4 points 7 months ago

Star Trek BOB 🥸

[-] starkraving666@jorts.horse 5 points 7 months ago

I just now realized what day it is lmao

[-] ptz@dubvee.org 17 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I almost took it at face value, but VS posted it to Risa rather than the usual main Star Trek community.

Trust no news on April 1 😆.

[-] ValueSubtracted@startrek.website 9 points 7 months ago

I was hoping it being in Risa would let me get away with not telegraphing it in the title.

[-] Stormygeddon@startrek.website 1 points 7 months ago

I'm ready for the next Star Trek into darkness vs Star Trek: Into Darkness debate. Star Trek 4: Star Trek Five. Besides. For me, there is only one Star Trek 4, and it's the one with the whales, and it does not share power.

[-] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 1 points 7 months ago

Nice try, sweaty.

[-] kaitco@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

Because the last film called “Star Trek 5” was so great???

[+] fishos@lemmy.world -8 points 7 months ago

Oh look, bullshit filling my feed. You know this just means I can't trust anything you post today and will proceed to ignore any actual announcements, right? And anything cool that does actually happen today will be ignored?

Pranks need to be actual pranks. Not "I'm gonna lie to you because it's April 1st". That's just lying during the one day everyone expects you to lie. It's the most basic and lowest effort "prank".

[-] ValueSubtracted@startrek.website 5 points 7 months ago

...you know what community you're in, right?