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submitted 7 months ago by spujb@lemmy.cafe to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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[-] germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 36 points 7 months ago

They’re trying to fuck with me? 🥺👉👈

[-] spujb@lemmy.cafe 17 points 7 months ago

‘with’ being the key preposition

[-] germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 7 months ago

Yea, wouldn’t want to be on or next to me. I’m a participant

[-] mydoomlessaccount@infosec.pub 13 points 7 months ago

"Hello I would like you to fuck in me please"

(Accidentally typed in all caps first, which I think is way funnier, but I didn't want to startle anyone by being too loud on the internet)

[-] Crow@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 7 months ago

There's no such thing as April fools; you're talking crazy

[-] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

April Gaslighting

[-] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 7 points 7 months ago

Jokes on them, it's 2nd April here!

[-] ceenote@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

Jokes on them, I already knew I was a fool!

[-] Pika@sh.itjust.works 7 points 7 months ago

Yeah I'm well aware I have myself as do not disturb on most platforms and have already decided it's going to be a lost cause to find any of my Discord servers because more than half of them change their icon and channel names, woohoo 4/1 e.e

[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 7 points 7 months ago

To be meta, you should've posted this on Friday.

[-] spujb@lemmy.cafe 7 points 7 months ago
[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 4 points 7 months ago

Half credit for posting it again on the third.

[-] _dev_null@lemmy.zxcvn.xyz 6 points 7 months ago

No, Nvidia did not buy the Xbox brand. And no, I did not fall for it until I saw the comments on the article.

[-] CluckN@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

You spelt rule wrong in the title

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